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minus-squaremeep_launcher@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·8 months agoI was born in Kirkland. My mom drank only the finest Vodka during pregnancy. Kirkland Vodka made my IQ 180, gave me a chiseled chin, and I give earth shattering orgasms when I shake hands.
minus-squaremeep_launcher@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·8 months agoAre you ready to have kids?
I was born in Kirkland. My mom drank only the finest Vodka during pregnancy. Kirkland Vodka made my IQ 180, gave me a chiseled chin, and I give earth shattering orgasms when I shake hands.
Can I shake your hand?
Are you ready to have kids?