Now I’m also a little curious what this televangelist’s browser history looks like thonk

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      Ok. So I use clippers to get the easy to reach stuff. Then I apply it to my whole undercarriage, balls en all. I then hop around the bathroom hissing through my teeth because my scrotum is on fire. After about 6-8 minutes I stand in the shower (water off) and use the scraper to remove the chunks of hair goo. I make sure to not let it go down the drain. Flush all the goo. Finally I turn on the shower and use a rough sponge to thoroughly remove anything left.

      The result is breathtaking.

      Farting whilst sitting down is an exercise in chaos theory. Will the fart come out the back, will it bubble up from underneath my ball sack? All bets are off.

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        So I use clippers

        Yeah, thats fine and all. I’ve got a decent clipper, I just can’t get the “hard-to-reach” areas. I’ve tried a few of the cremes available and I found Nad’s For Men cream. It says to cover the whole area with plenty of cream but I swear it only weakens 90% of hair down there, the rest have to be rubbed off. There must be a better product out there.

        Farting whilst sitting down is an exercise in chaos theory. Will the fart come out the back, will it bubble up from underneath my ball sack? All bets are off.

        Full mental image from beginning to the end agony

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        Every time I deride how inconvenient being naturally hairy and too lazy to do anything beyond basic trimming can be, I mentally pull up a copy of this post to remind myself that it could be so much worse.