Zuberi 👀@lemmy.dbzer0.com to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-29 months agoI Think I Am Committing Voter Fraudlemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up160arrow-down10file-textcross-posted to: memes@lemmy.ml
arrow-up160arrow-down1imageI Think I Am Committing Voter Fraudlemmy.dbzer0.comZuberi 👀@lemmy.dbzer0.com to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-29 months agomessage-square10fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: memes@lemmy.ml
minus-squarezifnab25 [he/him, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·9 months ago Number of Votes for “Third Party Candidate” = X Number of “Third Party Candidates” with universal ballot access = 0 X / 0 = Error: Divide By Zero Election crashes. Vote goes to the House of Representatives. Trump wins. +1 Presidency of Donald Trump QED Please let me know where to pick up my check.
minus-squareZuberi 👀@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·9 months agoWhere did this +1 his count exactly?..
minus-squarezifnab25 [he/him, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·9 months agoNumber of times he’s been president: +1
minus-squareZuberi 👀@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 months ago“Total” implies the vote count. But I’m certain you already knew that lol. Consider telling the DNC to pull their head out of their ass instead of taking millions in bribes?
minus-squaremarx_mentat [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·9 months agoValiant effort, but the vote still didn’t add to Trump’s total
QED
Please let me know where to pick up my check.
Where did this +1 his count exactly?..
Number of times he’s been president: +1
“Total” implies the vote count. But I’m certain you already knew that lol.
Consider telling the DNC to pull their head out of their ass instead of taking millions in bribes?
Valiant effort, but the vote still didn’t add to Trump’s total