I’m going to call this a win for the church that everyone was over 18.
Progress!
Now that’s a headline
Every next word in the headline was a wild surprise
That’s a hard way to go. He really got stiffed.
The guy came and went at the same time
They’ll have the funeral in a few days when they can finally close the coffin.
Honestly I can think of worse ways to go
In a similar incident, an Italian priest was sentenced to three years in prison in late 2021 for stealing nearly $120K from the church to buy drugs for gay sex parties he hosted
To reduce the number of recurrences, the church is considering introducing “Gay orgies 101” in their theology curriculum… just kidding, of course they’re doing nothing.
“At least they weren’t trans! Oh!”
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I was confused by your comment at first, then I got to this part in the article:
One of the partygoers called an ambulance, but when paramedics arrived they were refused entry and were only able to attend to the man after police were called, according to the reports.
I’m not sure what the legal term is, but that’s nearing murder in my book.
Negligent homicide or manslaughter.
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Denying paramedics access to a dying person is, though.
Paramedics should be allowed to carry batons
No.
Yes.
No
So… Much… To process.
I call shenanigans. Male sex workers know their boner pills better than abbotts know the Nicene creed.
Probably wasn’t a sex worker.
“i died cuz my dick got too hard” is probably a bad look for a priest…? it’s so hard to tell with how they act
Bishop of the Diocese Stepped Down
Didn’t want to handle it lol. Suppose it’s easier than dealing with the fallout.
Honestly, this doesn’t surprise. Mainly because this isnt the first time a priest, or to be more specific, a pope held a mass orgy.
That just sounds like the perfect night out tbh
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Love the before and after pictures. It’s almost like a page from a kid’s book
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