For years I thought “Bring Em Young University” was a joke about the mormon practice of marrying girls to old men. Come to find out the religion was started by a guy “Brigham Young” after whom an actual university is named and nobody thinks that’s weird at all.
I thought “Joe Mansion” was some kind of bizarro world “Joe the Plumber”. Maybe joking about rich conservatives putting on affectations of being working class. He is actually a politician and his name is spelled “Manchin” and some people seem to think he’s on the left.
Wow. I never knew it only applied to men.
Yeah “godhood” for Mormon women is literally just still being married to your husband and being a good little baby machine for his universe.
Fucking disgusting religion.