MF_COOM [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months agoMeanwhile in Burgerlandhexbear.netimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up183arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up183arrow-down1imageMeanwhile in Burgerlandhexbear.netMF_COOM [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square14fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaredriving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·7 months agoAny bet what’s going to happen first? Teacher kills another teacher. Teacher kills a student. Student steal the gun and kill the teacher. Student steal the gun and kill another student. Place your bets.
minus-squareMF_COOM [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·7 months agoTeacher shoots self
minus-squareCloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·7 months agoChud teacher brings a hair trigger colt 45 to school A light breeze causes the gun to fire Other teachers hear gunshots and return fire in roughly the direction the sound came from School officer hears gunshots and hides 5 dead, 13 injured, school officer promoted to FBI Greatest country on earth
minus-squareanarchoilluminati [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·7 months agoVery realistic.
minus-squarebuckykat [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·7 months agoTeacher leaves the gun in a bathroom, student finds it and is shot by school resource officer while on the way to turn it in
minus-squareanarchoilluminati [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·7 months agoStudent steals gun and kills teacher and student(s) for $500, Bob!
Any bet what’s going to happen first?
Teacher kills another teacher.
Teacher kills a student.
Student steal the gun and kill the teacher.
Student steal the gun and kill another student.
Place your bets.
Teacher shoots self
Chud teacher brings a hair trigger colt 45 to school
A light breeze causes the gun to fire
Other teachers hear gunshots and return fire in roughly the direction the sound came from
School officer hears gunshots and hides
5 dead, 13 injured, school officer promoted to FBI
Greatest country on earth
Very realistic.
Teacher leaves the gun in a bathroom, student finds it and is shot by school resource officer while on the way to turn it in
Student steals gun and kills teacher and student(s) for $500, Bob!