FenrirIII@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 10 months agoTed Cruz humiliated as Pecker spills beans on Trump's vicious insultsboingboing.netexternal-linkmessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1328arrow-down19
arrow-up1319arrow-down1external-linkTed Cruz humiliated as Pecker spills beans on Trump's vicious insultsboingboing.netFenrirIII@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square45fedilink
minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down1·10 months agoMissed opportunity for the title: “Ted Cruz humiliated by Pecker”
minus-squareJimmyeatsausage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up76·10 months agoTed Cruz in trouble after Pecker leaks at Trump trial…more at 11.
minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·edit-210 months agoIt reads like a radio DJ joke: "Looks like Ted Cruz humiliated as Pecker spills beans on Trump’s vicious insults. Ted Cruz just learned the hard way—dealing with a little Pecker can be really embarrassing!" (pregnant pause) “And heres Taylor Swift…”
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·10 months ago“Pecker is pain in Ted Cruz’ ass.”
minus-squarerebelsimile@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·10 months agoPecker revelation in court shames Ted Cruz.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 months agoThe headline they did use makes my silly brain think that Ted Cruz has a sentient penis. Which makes me sick because now I am thinking about Ted Cruz’s penis 🤢
minus-squareJimmyeatsausage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·10 months agoTed Cruz has a totally normal, human-style penis. https://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/
minus-squarecheese_greater@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-210 months agoYouhumans and yourfeelings, always getting in the way of BIG CASH PAYOFF$$$
minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down2·10 months agoMaybe try this one instead: “Ted Cruz rubs Pecker wrong.”
Missed opportunity for the title:
Ted Cruz in trouble after Pecker leaks at Trump trial…more at 11.
It reads like a radio DJ joke:
Ted Cruz Slammed By Pecker
Removed by mod
“Pecker is pain in Ted Cruz’ ass.”
Pecker revelation in court shames Ted Cruz.
The headline they did use makes my silly brain think that Ted Cruz has a sentient penis. Which makes me sick because now I am thinking about Ted Cruz’s penis 🤢
Ted Cruz has a totally normal, human-style penis.
https://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/
You
humansand yourfeelings, always getting in the way of BIG CASH PAYOFF$$$Maybe try this one instead: