• SGG@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Lawyer: that’s your son

    Turnip: hmmmm yes, I do own the sun, I have the best sun, it’s so bright and hot, at least one hundred hot. The best sun, if they find me guilty I’ll take the sun away.