Already given him important advice such as:

If you ever want a break just ask your co-workers what harry potter house they are - libs love that shit 20 minute break easy.

and

If you’re going to quit / get fired just start telling callers you’re taking donations to get Bill Clinton’s name removed from the Epstein flight logs.

Open to other helpful suggestions

Edit: His description of his supervisor is hilarious but I dunno how much I can share. Apparently they got a Glengary Glen Ross style motivational speech today. This is the best thing to happen to me in a while hahaha

  • alcoholicorn@lemmy.mlEnglish
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    2 months ago

    “Could you imagine how much worse the republicans would be beating up the students? Donate now so we can make sure these cops get the training they need.”