Trigger warning: Sport and exercise

My kid is 5 and he says he wants to go to soccer practice lmao. I called his dad in to help me deal with this because it’s something we knew would come sooner or later.

We calmly explained to him that soccer and most other sports are social constructs designed by thin people as tools to exclude POS (People of Size) from society. We explained that soccer coaches are inherently racist against POS (People of Size) by making them exercise which is against our human rights.

We explained that there are other sports that he can do that are less fatphobic such as darts or pool, and even competitive eating (it was my dream to be a hotdog eating champion, maybe my kid can live my dream and I’ll help him train 😋)

He nodded in agreement with everything we said and he vowed to never set foot on a soccer pitch in his life, he said he wouldn’t support any fatphobic sports and told us he understood how I, as a POS (Person of Size) feel when others play sport around me.

Sorry for the sad post but I think we can get through this together queens 💅🏻