oleorun@real.lemmy.fanM to Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm'@real.lemmy.fanEnglish · 1 month agoIndiana judge rules tacos, burritos are sandwicheswww.wishtv.comexternal-linkmessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up135arrow-down11file-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
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minus-squareconditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoDoctrine radical, structure neutral. “A sandwich is any food in contact with any bread product”
minus-squareconditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-21 month agoAlso worth noting that under this rationale: Cannibals see people as food You are a people, and therefore food (terms and conditions apply) When you eat bread, it is in contact with you When you eat a sandwich, you become a sandwich
minus-squareAkasazh@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoYour username doesn’t really check out, it should be conditional sandwich
minus-squareGluWu@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoIs cereal a bowl of milk sandwiches?
minus-squareFermion@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoSo a salad served with croutons is a sandwhich?
minus-squareconditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoYes, and so is a clam chowder bread bowl
minus-squareChuymatt@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoGawd, that sounds good right now…
minus-squareDoYouNot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoIs a loaf of bread a bread sandwich then?
minus-squareconditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoStructure radical, doctrine neutral: a sandwich is, at a minimum, bread. E.g. A baguette is a sandwich
minus-squareStepos Venzny@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoSo my can of breadcrumbs is full of sandwiches.
minus-squareconditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-21 month agoThe judge didn’t stutter. According to Indiana, yes.
Doctrine radical, structure neutral. “A sandwich is any food in contact with any bread product”
Also worth noting that under this rationale:
Your username doesn’t really check out, it should be conditional sandwich
Is cereal a bowl of milk sandwiches?
Yes, next question
So a salad served with croutons is a sandwhich?
Yes, and so is a clam chowder bread bowl
Gawd, that sounds good right now…
Is a loaf of bread a bread sandwich then?
Structure radical, doctrine neutral: a sandwich is, at a minimum, bread.
E.g. A baguette is a sandwich
So my can of breadcrumbs is full of sandwiches.
The judge didn’t stutter. According to Indiana, yes.