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Holy shit your title was a punchline and it was a good one
Read the whole thing. Fuck you and I’ll see you later
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Bravo on your post title, OP. It made the story all the better.
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Hello from 2019
what does it mean that he’s a ‘toaster’?
the story is written from the perspective of a literal toaster, not a human
(the primal urges / bodily needs being just normal hunger for food)Don’t forget the “getting rusty” as well.
Reminds me of “gf is prego”
sauce?
Fuck, that one killed me
ffs lmao
Yea, it’s pasta sauce
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OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD
I missed the joke by a mile.
So she was fucking a toaster?
Nope. Her “primal urges” were hunger. She only used it to make food
Hope not
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Red Dwarf Fanfic. ✔
Ah, so you’re a waffle man.
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