H5N1 rubbing its hands together hungrily
Naw, it’s the black guy in the suit behind the tree.
Well, I am off to eat my dinner of duck cooked rare with a glass of raw milk!
Oh thank God for a moment there I thought we might actually do the right thing. Thank God for our global leaders assuring the universe will be safe from the disease that is humanity. /s
Remember this when it hits
I’d kind of rather forget it so I didn’t feel entirely hopeless the next time.
I’d have been more shocked if this wasn’t the outcome.
This is an article that shouldn’t have been written, really, at least not yet or with a different headline, it basically says that negotiations are ongoing - but the headline deceptively suggests that the matter has concluded and no treaty will be forthcoming.
I’ll be much more prepared for the second pandemic.
Oh good. We’re doomed.
