Secret handshake

Hey! Hey! Hey! It’s time to make some craaazy money! Are you ready? Here we go!

Not trying to be rude, but your post could really benefit from being split into paragraphs. This is literally a wall of text.

I don’t have experience as an autistic person, but do have experience with a mom who used to overstep. I was pretty blunt with her that while I know you want to help, I neither need nor want it. I am capable of doing things myself and making my own choices. If I want help I will ask and if you want to help but I have not asked, you can ask but I will probably say no.

I pay less, but I also got a 3% mortgage. Though, if you include things I purchased because I wanted them: smoker, pavillion, garden, etc then I’ve paid much more. Some things raise the equity of the house, others don’t.

I am online and required by law to be a smartass. 🙂 Don’t take it personally.

Would be funny for a bit though. “Yea, I know he shot someone, but some other guy across town did the same thing just a few minutes prior so technically he didn’t didn’t do anything illegal as the other guy broke the law.”

It’s not bleeding. That’s all the hot sauce leaking out.

Can’t call it cracker milk anymore. Might offend someone.

Dude, that’s next month.

That cat definitely looks like it needs a drink.

Can’t let facts get in the way of a good narrative.

That doesn’t mean the employee provides it.

Bad for my portfolio, but that’s it. I’m not all that concerned about what companies it brings down. That’ll be their own fault.

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My question is… why do you have any bad spoons? I just wouldn’t buy spoons I didn’t like. Or is this because of minor differences between pieces in a set?

Nice knowing you.