They can both fuck off. You want to save money? Get rid of TSA. Their failure rates are appalling.

Only from your mom.

Why do you think she’s watching? She wants to see your reaction.

I’ve seen people buy literal carts full of milk, carts full of water, carts full of watermelons, etc. I always wonder why they need that much. I assume for a restaurant. They gotta buy from somewhere. And if they suddenly run out of something, they aren’t waiting for their normal supplier.

I’m taking a stab here since I don’t know who this is. Is it because of her… assets? There’s some quite literally front and center in the posted pic.

Is there at least a motor?

Meatballs and marinara? Looks like chili.

Not Trump. That’s for sure.

Wait, the Taliban doesn’t like women?

This is so stupid. I’m only commenting to say I’m not biting.

I’ve been in the pool for a little over 20 years. I’ve been summoned 3 times, asked questions once, and never been selected. If you stay in one area I’m pretty sure you’re certain to get selected at some point because they don’t typically choose completely randomly. Usually after being selected you can’t get selected again for some time. If you move around, maybe you never get selected since it’s more random selection. Probably still nearly certain if you live a reasonable length of time though.

There are offenses for not showing up. Couldn’t tell you what they are though. I’m pretty sure in my jurisdiction you get put into the next group of potential jurors. Not sure what happens if you keep not showing up.

You:

I misread this as NOT sentient and I think it’s funnier that way.

That’s what I’ve said since Trump was announced as the frontrunner in 2016.

23-19! 23-19!

Didn’t stop Brian Kemp in Georgia.

Time for his friends to re-up.

Ohh thank God. My anime history is safe.

Even if true, isn’t that just going back to what we had before… that he broke?

No way someone is this dimwitted. This is fake, right?