• nuke@sh.itjust.worksM
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    The Tiger I Ausf. D “Drippenwagen” was a prototype variant of the Tiger I heavy tank. Development was started in 1938 by Henschel & Sohn following orders from the Führer for a “riced out tiger” that would “take the allies to gapplebees”. The Drippenwagen featured a lowered suspension, widened “Überostostostketten” tracks, improved aerodynamics, the silhouette of a large brick, and a new twin-turbo flat-twelve powerplant from Porsche. “Secret documents” claim the engine produced 9000 horsepower and could bring the Drippenwagen from a standstill to 100 km/h in 1.1 seconds. Only one example of the design was built in 1942. Unconfirmed reports say the Drippenwagen “blew up 1000000 allied tanks” and “single-handedly took the Western Front in 2 days” before the driver of the tank stepped on the gas pedal too hard and flew the Drippenwagen to the moon.

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      1 month ago

      Drippenwagen doesn’t sound bad fake German enough. Let’s change it to Drïppënwägën

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        Fake? No no no, my german great grandpa insists that it’s 100% real and stalks the wood at night, waiting to consume children who masturbate