• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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    1 year ago

    Anchor: “Mike, why aren’t you in the Senate chamber?”

    Reporter: “There was an issue that needed to be addressed.”

    Anchor: “An issue? What’s the status of the vote?”

    Reporter: “It’s been interrupted by Senator Feinstein’s absence.”

    Anchor: “But diaper changes are done on the Senate floor.”

    Reporter: “That’s true. But the issue was that the senator had a temper tantrum and well… um… There’s no easy way to say this - she threw her feces.”

    Anchor: “I see.”