• swim@slrpnk.net
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    5 months ago

    Also, I can barely eat 6 spiders in one sitting.

    6 orders of spiders, maybe.

    We’ve all made the embarrassing mistake of ordering 6 orders of spiders, thinking it was 6 individual spiders, and succumbing to a ego belly encumbered with as many as 36 spiders for sake of seeming ignorant of how spider restaurants work. And since it’s usually a mistake made on nascent visits in unfamiliar cultural territory, we’re already acting inured to the strangeness of eating raw spiders, so it’s often a double-whammy.

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      5 months ago

      And the worst part is that they charge extra for any leftovers, so you can’t leave even a single leg unmasticated.