Chuds have been ruining Latin for well over a hundred years. British linguists back in the day had to due some revisionist stuff since they wanted to claim that English had its roots in only ‘noble’ and fancy languages like Latin, instead of being a bastardized offshoot of German with some French and Latin smattering it.

Anyway, let’s stop fawning over Latin. It’s time to channel our inner caveman and start learning the Proto Indo-European they toss around in Far Cry: Primal.