ZeroCool@vger.social to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago"How am I supposed to explain this to my children?!"i.ibb.coimagemessage-square171fedilinkarrow-up11.71Karrow-down144
arrow-up11.66Karrow-down1image"How am I supposed to explain this to my children?!"i.ibb.coZeroCool@vger.social to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square171fedilink
minus-squarePatapon Enjoyer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up156arrow-down3·5 months agoMFer you explained to your children that an obese elderly man invaded your house to give them a PS5 and flew away on a magical sleigh.
minus-squaredisguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up56arrow-down1·5 months agoOr that an independently wealthy fairy sneaks into their room while they sleep because she has a thing for teeth.
minus-squarenilloclinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 months agoChildren’s teeth. I got an $800 bill for pulling one of my adult teeth. But it was way cheaper than the $3k for a root canal. Maybe that’s where she gets her money.
minus-squarebane_killgrind@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoThe fae don’t charge and you should not trust them on that basis
MFer you explained to your children that an obese elderly man invaded your house to give them a PS5 and flew away on a magical sleigh.
Or that an independently wealthy fairy sneaks into their room while they sleep because she has a thing for teeth.
Children’s teeth. I got an $800 bill for pulling one of my adult teeth. But it was way cheaper than the $3k for a root canal.
Maybe that’s where she gets her money.
The fae don’t charge and you should not trust them on that basis