That way, you can drown out the poop noises.

  • zephyr@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    If you have your phone, just play jazz music like Japanese toilets

    You’ll feel you’re pooping like a gentleman

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      1 year ago

      Or put your phone in the next stall over while it’s playing “10 hours of fart and shit sounds” on youtube on max volume. Perfect cover.

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    1 year ago

    Some kind of anal dilation tool would help, no more farty noises just silent turds gracefully sliding out of your butthole and into the water like a stealth submarine being launched.

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    1 year ago

    I just put music on my noise canceling headphones. At least I don’t realize how loud / intense the noise is, so I’m less embarrassed.

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      1 year ago

      Why not do both? Put music on your noise canceling headphones and then scream loudly.