InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months ago[Cybertruck trifecta failure news] The Cybertruck's owner's manual specifically says not to put the truck on dirt or grass or in direct sunlight.hexbear.netimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1127arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1127arrow-down1image[Cybertruck trifecta failure news] The Cybertruck's owner's manual specifically says not to put the truck on dirt or grass or in direct sunlight.hexbear.netInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square34fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareAFineWayToDie [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·edit-25 months agoWarning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to CyberTruck™. Caution: CyberTruck™ may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. CyberTruck™contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not use CyberTruck™ on concrete. Discontinue use of CyberTruck™ if any of the following occurs: itching vertigo dizziness tingling in extremities loss of balance or coordination slurred speech temporary blindness profuse sweating or heart palpitations. If CyberTruck™ begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. CyberTruck™ may stick to certain types of skin. Ingredients of CyberTruck™ include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. CyberTruck™ has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. Do not taunt CyberTruck™. CyberTruck™ comes with a lifetime warranty.
minus-squaresupafuzz [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·5 months agoCyberTruck™ is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan
minus-squareIthorian [comrade/them, null/void]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·edit-25 months agoWhen not in use CyberTruck™ should be returned to its container and kept in refrigeration
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Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to CyberTruck™.
Caution: CyberTruck™ may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
CyberTruck™contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use CyberTruck™ on concrete.
Discontinue use of CyberTruck™ if any of the following occurs:
If CyberTruck™ begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
CyberTruck™ may stick to certain types of skin.
Ingredients of CyberTruck™ include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
CyberTruck™ has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt CyberTruck™.
CyberTruck™ comes with a lifetime warranty.
CyberTruck™ is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan
When not in use CyberTruck™ should be returned to its container and kept in refrigeration