• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    2.5’s a nightmare.

    You can’t do anything with it.

    You’d be the poorest rich person, it’s like being the tallest midget.

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      4 months ago

      Depends on how much money you’ve got now I guess? If you’ve got a spare million or so that you can’t work out what to do with I’d be more than happy to take it off your hands and put it to good use.

      $2.5m clears my mortgage, puts my daughter through private school and uni, and still leaves me with a big enough chunk of cash that the interest would let me be picky with whatever job I take after.

    • CouncilOfFriends@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      Oh no, what if I can’t partake in the dick measuring contest?

      Quote from somewhere on the Internet, “if a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat, while most of the other monkeys starved, scientists would try to figure out what’s wrong, when humans do it we put them on cover of Forbes.”