• David From Space@orbiting.observer
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    4 months ago

    Tonight's story: Every man older than OldMan.getMinimumAge() has been in perfect *unchanging* health for the last few months‽ To find out why, stay tuned! Our experts chime in to help you understand....

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      But then they really have no idea and try to convince you it’s from some stupid diet trick fed to them by a sponsor.