notthenameiwant [he/him]@hexbear.net to chat@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agoYou can only do this once, but you can get out of jury duty by saying "I looked up the case beforehand".message-squaremessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up175arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up172arrow-down1message-squareYou can only do this once, but you can get out of jury duty by saying "I looked up the case beforehand".notthenameiwant [he/him]@hexbear.net to chat@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square39fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareAdkml [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoIf anything I’d be more concerned they’d be sympathetic because of the disproportionate percentage of firefighters that are arsonists. Also I know you were joking but as a volunteer firefighter I promise my dad wasn’t hoping for more opportunities to have to put out fires for free.
minus-squareEmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoAbsolutely definitely joking. Hope I never have to experience a house fire.
If anything I’d be more concerned they’d be sympathetic because of the disproportionate percentage of firefighters that are arsonists.
Also I know you were joking but as a volunteer firefighter I promise my dad wasn’t hoping for more opportunities to have to put out fires for free.
Absolutely definitely joking. Hope I never have to experience a house fire.