I’m at work, so please keep me entertained while I pretend to work on this invoice.

In 2028, Taylor Swift (D) is running against Tucker Carlson ®. Who are their VP picks? Who wins? Also, give me funny alternatives. Kanye West would be an amusing choice as well, though I’m uncertain if Republicans would vote for a black guy. (Even if he is Hitlerian as fuck)

Kanye West / Alex Jones ticket ?!?!

  • gay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    2 months ago

    Posting at work gang. Swift picks Pete as her VP for “political experience” and Carlson picks Rogan. This causes divorce rates to skyrocket and Swift wins and proceeds to ban ADS-B, causing the worst transportation disaster in history once a month. John Hickenlooper runs as an independent on a weed based platform and gets 20% of the vote after Biden doubles the minimum sentence for weed in a move to loose the election intentionally.