I’m at work, so please keep me entertained while I pretend to work on this invoice.
In 2028, Taylor Swift (D) is running against Tucker Carlson ®. Who are their VP picks? Who wins? Also, give me funny alternatives. Kanye West would be an amusing choice as well, though I’m uncertain if Republicans would vote for a black guy. (Even if he is Hitlerian as fuck)
Kanye West / Alex Jones ticket ?!?!
my brain felt horrible when I pictured Adam Sandler as president
this might have been what caused Matt’s seizure
Imagine his cabinet being made up of all his friends that he makes movies with. Imagine the presidential press conferences being like Billy Madison
White House Press Secretary Rob Schneider