I’m at work, so please keep me entertained while I pretend to work on this invoice.
In 2028, Taylor Swift (D) is running against Tucker Carlson ®. Who are their VP picks? Who wins? Also, give me funny alternatives. Kanye West would be an amusing choice as well, though I’m uncertain if Republicans would vote for a black guy. (Even if he is Hitlerian as fuck)
Kanye West / Alex Jones ticket ?!?!
Taylor is picking Olivia Rodrigo for VP.
Loyal Swiftie follower of hers, so Taylor won’t fear a mutiny, and Rodrigo has music promoting the working class so they can try to win the Union vote as well as the young liberal women of color vote.
I’d vote Taylor-Olivia 2028!