MinguPingu@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 3 个月前But there are fireslemmy.worldimagemessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up1230arrow-down14
arrow-up1226arrow-down1imageBut there are fireslemmy.worldMinguPingu@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 3 个月前message-square7fedilink
minus-squaremoosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 个月前ohh that’s what the fire department is for
minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 个月前“911, what’s your emergency?” “Help my house on fire” “Please hold while I transfer you” … “Bikini Bottom Fire Department at your service” “Help my house is on fire!” “Do you have a traffic essay due tomorrow?” “no? What’s that got with my burning house?!!!” “Is your house under water?” "Of course it is, that doesn’t change the fact THAT MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!! …[internal processing]… Hey thanks the fire’s gone!" “You’re welcome, that’ll be $13.99”
ohh that’s what the fire department is for
“911, what’s your emergency?”
“Help my house on fire”
“Please hold while I transfer you”
…
“Bikini Bottom Fire Department at your service”
“Help my house is on fire!”
“Do you have a traffic essay due tomorrow?”
“no? What’s that got with my burning house?!!!”
“Is your house under water?”
"Of course it is, that doesn’t change the fact THAT MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!
…[internal processing]…
Hey thanks the fire’s gone!"
“You’re welcome, that’ll be $13.99”