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Thereā€™s a lot of stuff I need to debunk which I will get to donā€™t worry, but I want to start with what I find the funniest which is the notorious ā€œslightly autisticā€ tweet. This is gonna be a bit so just bare with me

This is entirely fake. Like, literally none of this ever happened. Ever. I donā€™t even know where he got this from. My best guess is that he went to the Milo Yiannopoulis school of gay stereotypes, just picked some at random and said ā€œeh- good enoughā€ in a last-ditch attempt to garner sympathy points when he is so obviously in the wrong even in his own fucking story.

I did not have a ā€œlove of musicals & theatreā€ when I was four, because yā€™knowā€¦ I was fucking four. I did not know what these things were. My earliest real experience with musicals was when my twin brother had a hamilton phase in 8th/9th grade and overplayed it so much in the car to the point where for a long time I swore off the entire genre.

I never picked out jackets for him to wear and I was most certainly not calling them ā€œfabulousā€ because literally what the fuck. I did not use the word fabulous when I was four because once again I would like to reiterateā€¦ I was four. Like this is so obvious I donā€™t even think it warrants explanation but apparently people believe this nonsense so here I am.

This entire thing is completely made up and thereā€™s a reason for this. He doesnā€™t know what I was like as a child because he quite simply wasnā€™t there, and in the little time that he was I was relentlessly harassed for my femininity and queerness. Obviously he canā€™t say that, so Iā€™ve been reduced to a happy little stereotype f*g-ing along to use at his discretion. I think that says alot about how he views queer people and children in general.

As for if Iā€™m not a womanā€¦ sure, Jan. Whatever you say. Iā€™m legally recognized as a woman in the state of California and I donā€™t concern myself with the opinions of those who are below me. Obviously Elon canā€™t say the same because in a ketamine-fueled haze, heā€™s desperate for attention and validation from an army of degenerate red-pilled incels and pick-mes who are quick to give it to him. Go touch some fucking grassāœØ

Answering another user, she adds:

gotohitori2: extremely shocked to hear this dbag is a liar. hope youā€™re not too bothered by what he says about you šŸ˜­

vivllainous: Iā€™m not lol. Iā€™ve just started to find it funny at this point. Calling me dead on a podcast with JORDAN PETERSON of all people while basically admitting you have zero reading comprehension by saying you were ā€œtrickedā€ into signing documents that you read over multiple times is basically a parody of itself. Like itā€™s honestly camp-

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    Self proclaimed super duper genius Elon Muskā€¦ tricked into signing documents??? Impossible! One of the greatest minds in our lifetime, nay the entirety of the human race tricked by the woeful woke mind virus! Oh no!! What are we gonna do!!!

    I bet whoever tricked him is the same person that tricked him into thinking the donkey piss design of the cybertruck was a good idea.

    What a complete sack this dude is steadily revealing himself to be.

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      Maybe the same person who tricked him into buying Twitter, which he seemed to quickly regret.