• meco03211@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    YOU FORGOT THE 45⁰ ANGLE! This contract is now null and void and you owe me based on the below schedule:

    $5000/letter in this response.

    I am to bed your wife/husband/closest living relative within a fortnight.

    Your house is now mine. (If you do not have a house, you must first get one and then give it to me)