As the Frenchman prepared to relinquish his pole, his own manhood grazed the bar with enough force to send it crashing to the floor, thus ending his hopes of a medal.
As the Frenchman prepared to relinquish his pole, his own manhood grazed the bar with enough force to send it crashing to the floor, thus ending his hopes of a medal.
I mean of all the reasons to not medal at The Olympics, “My penis was too big and it got in the way” is a solid reason.
One pole ruined the other.
Edit: hopefully this will inspire some consolation fun in Olympic Village before he goes home. If he’s into that.