Angel [any]@hexbear.net to vegan@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agoHaha, you can't give an ENLIGHTENEDCENTRIST take on veganism, that would be impossi-hexbear.netimagemessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up164arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up163arrow-down1imageHaha, you can't give an ENLIGHTENEDCENTRIST take on veganism, that would be impossi-hexbear.netAngel [any]@hexbear.net to vegan@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square15fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarekleeon [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·edit-25 months agothe only correct take is to stop eating food
minus-squareGenderIsOpSec [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·5 months agowhen you level up to vegan 100, you can start to get calories via photosynthesis im only a lvl 55 vegan and thus i just eat rocks and minerals
minus-squareegg1918 [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 months agoI wonder how much surface area of skin a person would need to sustain themselves through photosynthesis (assuming the skin can photosynthesize).
minus-squareHotAtForty [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 months agoSome very rough back of the envelope calculations with major engineering math (eg consider the human to be a cylinder and efficiency is 100%, even overnight and ignoring the fact half of you is not facing the sun at all) https://worldbuilding.stackexchange.com/posts/38400/revisions 12x human surface area is a very generous lower bound
minus-squareegg1918 [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoLmao fantastic, this is exactly what I was looking for, thank you! I’m trying to picture what that abomination would look like. We’d need like giant leaf wings basically.
minus-squareHotAtForty [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoOr a nice big warm rock to sleep on
minus-squareGay_Tomato [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoYou all have finally realized that only Breatharianism is the truly moral path! /s
the only correct take is to stop eating food
when you level up to vegan 100, you can start to get calories via photosynthesis
im only a lvl 55 vegan and thus i just eat rocks and minerals
I wonder how much surface area of skin a person would need to sustain themselves through photosynthesis (assuming the skin can photosynthesize).
Some very rough back of the envelope calculations with major engineering math (eg consider the human to be a cylinder and efficiency is 100%, even overnight and ignoring the fact half of you is not facing the sun at all)
https://worldbuilding.stackexchange.com/posts/38400/revisions
12x human surface area is a very generous lower bound
Lmao fantastic, this is exactly what I was looking for, thank you!
I’m trying to picture what that abomination would look like. We’d need like giant leaf wings basically.
Or a nice big warm rock to sleep on
You all have finally realized that only Breatharianism is the truly moral path!
/s