The first crewed voyage of Boeing’s Starliner was supposed to last around a week, but the high-stakes mission is still in limbo eight weeks after launch.
Their high-stakes mission was supposed to last about a week — but 56 days later, two NASA astronauts are still aboard the International Space Station, waiting as teams on the ground try to figure out how to bring them home safely in the Boeing spaceship they rode to orbit.
The beleaguered Starliner capsule has two problems: its propulsion system is leaking helium and five of its thrusters malfunctioned as it was docking with the space station. Mission managers were aware of the leaks before the vehicle lifted off but had said they were unlikely to affect the flight or the astronauts’ safety.
Based on my knowledge gained by watching multiple space station related movies there are several emergency escape capsules up there, so they aren’t technically stranded until those don’t work also.
There is also at least one astronaut up there who smuggled a pack of chewing gum that can be used to plug the leaks once all other options are exhausted, but he hasn’t told anyone because he’ll get in trouble.
You jest, but a pinhole leak can be temporarily safely sealed on the ISS with a finger over it.
“The spaceship is at nearly 100 atmospheres of pressure!”
“Well how many atmospheres is it rated for?”
“Well, it’s a spaceship, so typically between zero and one”
Having also watched some classic sci-fi movies, I hope no one installed the ChatGPT module in the ISS computer system.