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minus-squareHelixDab2@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 years agoThese days we promise a PS5 since Nintendo discontinued full consoles. Also, you only get a giant hog if that’s what you want; Satan respects your gender identity. You can sub in cat ears.
minus-squareWackyTabbacy42069@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 years agoBack then didn’t they just say Nintendo to reference consoles in general? Maybe this Satanic package actually includes whatever console you like
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·3 years agoI wanna Sega. It does what Nintendon’t!
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·3 years agoI want to sub in cat ears but still also have a giant hog.
minus-squareHelixDab2@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 years agoBest I can do is a piglet and one cat ear. We can’t just give both to everyone or else it devalues them for the people that already made deals, and they’ll start trying to renegotiate, and that fucks up all the records.
minus-squareCharAhNalaar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 years agoThis is the weirdest shade against the Switch I’ve ever read. It’s literally a full console that is also portable!
These days we promise a PS5 since Nintendo discontinued full consoles.
Also, you only get a giant hog if that’s what you want; Satan respects your gender identity. You can sub in cat ears.
Back then didn’t they just say Nintendo to reference consoles in general? Maybe this Satanic package actually includes whatever console you like
I wanna Sega. It does what Nintendon’t!
I want to sub in cat ears but still also have a giant hog.
Best I can do is a piglet and one cat ear. We can’t just give both to everyone or else it devalues them for the people that already made deals, and they’ll start trying to renegotiate, and that fucks up all the records.
This is the weirdest shade against the Switch I’ve ever read. It’s literally a full console that is also portable!