:desolate:
Just a few paragraphs down and they admit it’s actually spread through close contact. Like, not even hugging tightly, but wearing the clothes of someone who’s had it. Good thing no one ever physically interacts with another person outside of sex.
They also said it’s actually super stable outside hosts, a complete 180 from less than a week ago when they were saying it’s nothing to be worried about because it dies in 2 nanoseconds outside a person.
The bulb is gonna blow if they keep flipping the switch at this rate
hey might explode the fast fashion industry because everyone is afraid of being called gay
Not sure anything will pry Americans away from their treats, even as they die an agonizing death with pustules covering their entire body.
