Absolute badass. Can’t swim? Fuckit, save the kid. Peak wholesomeness in terms of self-sacrifice

I hope they stay together. Imagine telling the kids about the origin story, they’d BSOD.

There have been a few high profile murders and was singled out for its high rate of violent crime, but it’s far from alone in terms of bases that fuck up the surrounding area.

Adopting kids without a family is comrade tier behavior. One of the more wholesome tropes in mythology.

Where can I get it? Awesome stuff.

Fuck, that’s a dark take. Mostly because it makes sense.

Big w for the octopus, I hope to live long enough to read a thorough analysis on how their culture works. If there’s one. Last I checked they had colonies/octo-cities but didn’t ever pass on culture. Just place where they congregated and made a mass home, but stuck in time because the children never amounted to anything more than the parents. A depressing state of stability.

Edit addendum: I would do terrible things for a whale translator device. Imagine the thoughts of such a long lived and stable being. The complete opposite of the spectrum. Fascinating.

It was his job. Connecting with and implicating was his primary assignment.

Waking to a snack is a pure pleasure. All organisms have basic needs and that particular combo ties two of them together in quick succession of fulfillment.

Not a cheerio enjoyer, but (carb of choice) and juice (sugar) in the afterglow of becoming wakefully rested is awesome.

If mayflies had sapience would they resemble image board culture? A drunk musing, but so much of the woes generated by the chans seems to come from the downward spiral of the only permanence being shock and boundary pushing. The only legacy one can leave there is being remembered. Coming up with a toxic shit of a post that stirs up most viewers is certainly an easy hack to bring memorable. There’s something about the human condition there. I don’t like it. Anyone have thoughts about solutions? Or maybe I’m just completely fucking wrong, either way, input is appreciated.

Thank you! I really appreciate the info.

Anyone have a source for the infamous “if the kind Lenin was here he would execute everybody” quote that came out out of the pre-Russian intervention civil war period? It was a Donbas guy iirc.

Had to spend the entire shift at the customer service desk and am now considering legally changing my name to Ea-nāṣir. Retail comrades who work up front, idk how you handle it as your day to day.

A bit too tired to go into depth, but the way the manager talks about the worm runs parallel to work addiction. The dude has been completely consumed by company culture on the surface level (his personality) and it mirrors the supernatural that is consuming his humanity.

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Edit in a misogyny CW?

If the story is true though, funniest possible outcome.

We can only hope Gabe has played enough crusader kings to understand the importance of heir management.

Posadas would have a team built around 5 Pokémon that can use explosion and a Finizen.

Every work day. I’m almost tall enough to check the top shelf while conditioning the store and can’t be assed to find whoever took my departments stepstool.

My most recent non-work jump was trying to train my dog to jump and hoping she would emulate me. It didn’t work.

There is no amount of money that could corrupt me or make me unhappy. Maybe I’m just built different. There are so many projects for the greater good I wish I had the resources to enact…