• cordlesslamp@lemmy.today
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    4 months ago

    Huh, think about it for a second. If they could “emergency transport” anyone anywhere on the ship, why didn’t they just beam enemies to outer space everytime they get boarded?

    _Captain! Shield is down, we’re being boarded!

    _Captain to transport room. Emergency transport any life sign on board that’s not crew into the warp core / into the brig / into the exhaust port of the propulsion nozzle / into that sun over there / and hold them in the pattern buffer…

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