WhoaSlowDownMaurice [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months ago
WhoaSlowDownMaurice [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months ago
I deemed this image important enough to post an break my lurking streak. How we all doing?
None of these words are in the bible
None of these words are in the dictionary, either, goddamn. What the fuck is this post even saying?
I love that “Skibbidy Ohio Rizz” is being portrayed as Gen Alpha slang, but the only people I see using it are parents mocking their children who respond with “what the fuck mom”
as far as i understand, skibbidy rizz is a compliment, ohio rizz is an insult. skibbidi ohio rizz is to kids what say “fascist communism” is to us, if i understand correctly
Ohio rizz means you have the sexual charisma of someone from Ohio. Which, like, jesus chrisht kids calm down.
Sounds like something a fascist communist dEmOnCrAt would say.
I can’t make it on my own
Because I’m skibidi Ohio
So cut my rizz and black my eyes
Hope this helps.
great post
I’ll give you just 4 last words
You’re a sigma rizzler
I skibbied too close to the toilet and melted the wax ring. Now I have to go to home depot
It’s rap beef between white children.