EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agoLadies, is it masculine to use flashlights??hexbear.netimagemessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up188arrow-down12
arrow-up186arrow-down1imageLadies, is it masculine to use flashlights??hexbear.netEmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square67fedilink
minus-squarenothx [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-25 months agoThere is a direct correlation between my masculinity and the size flashlight I use. It’s biology.
minus-squareTheDoctor [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·5 months agoFor reference, here’s the size of flashlight my lobster uses
minus-squarechristian [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 months agoI don’t think I get this joke at all but also I really like this joke and maybe it would be less amusing if I did understand it.
minus-squareheggs_bayer@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 months agoJorbles regularly uses lobster social dynamics to peddle why humans “need” dominance hierarchies.
minus-squarenothx [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoSeems kinda small for a male lobster…
There is a direct correlation between my masculinity and the size flashlight I use. It’s biology.
For reference, here’s the size of flashlight my lobster uses
I don’t think I get this joke at all but also I really like this joke and maybe it would be less amusing if I did understand it.
Jorbles regularly uses lobster social dynamics to peddle why humans “need” dominance hierarchies.
Seems kinda small for a male lobster…