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minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·11 hours agoWell, now I want to know why there aren’t any dinosaurs still around!
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 hours agoThere’s lots of them. We make nuggets with them.
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 hours agoThat’s in reality, via evolution. I wondered what their fantasy story was.
minus-squareClinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 hours agoSatan took them and put them in rocks to fool you about evolution. Satan playing some serious 56D chess.
minus-squarepachrist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 hours agoTheir stance was that Noah only brought the little ones on the boat and left anything big behind. Then the little ones died out.
minus-squareBertuccio@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-28 hours agoElephant - check Velociraptor - no check Also there are still dinosaurs around
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 hours agoKinda surprised they didn’t just go for the easier “they all got left behind” explanation.
minus-square_stranger_@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 hours agoThey immediately burrowed into the earth looking for food (with their shovels) and died of starvation at the bottom of their holes, which is why they’re just bones now.
Well, now I want to know why there aren’t any dinosaurs still around!
There’s lots of them. We make nuggets with them.
That’s in reality, via evolution. I wondered what their fantasy story was.
Satan took them and put them in rocks to fool you about evolution. Satan playing some serious 56D chess.
It’s an Onion classic!
From 1904!
Their stance was that Noah only brought the little ones on the boat and left anything big behind. Then the little ones died out.
Elephant - check
Velociraptor - no check
Also there are still dinosaurs around
Kinda surprised they didn’t just go for the easier “they all got left behind” explanation.
They immediately burrowed into the earth looking for food (with their shovels) and died of starvation at the bottom of their holes, which is why they’re just bones now.
Mission Failed