Woman… woe-man… whoooa-man.
She was a thief, you got to believe,
she stole my heart and my cat.

Judy, Betty, Josie
and those hot Pussycats…
they made me horny,
on Saturday morning…
girls of cartoo-ins
will leave me in ruins…
I want to be Betty’s Barney.

Jane… get me off this crazy thing…
called love.