Hey, I’ll have you know that I’m a fifty-five year old semi-retired education assistant who lives a ten minute walk away from the work that I don’t need to do but love.
Lemmy is my hobby, I mostly post on weekend and a couple minutes after work but besides that I spend time with my friends, family and girl friend while working to complete my education.
Thanks for respecting my views, life and who I want to vote for, friend!
How could I accuse you of that? You just said you’re a fifty-five year old semi-retired education assistant and that Lemmy is your hobby, you mostly post on weekend and a couple minutes after work but besides that you spend time with your friends, family and girlfriend while working to complete your education.
So what would make me think anything else about you.
Yeah, but you post the stats, then do your little calculations. Hey, remember when you thought I posted every 18 minutes, 24 hours a day?! And terms like “team” and “local currency”?
By the way, what is your local currency? Because that’s some odd phrasing to use instead of ‘dollar.’
I posted some more stuff. Can you update your stats, please? Thank you!
Hey, I’ll have you know that I’m a fifty-five year old semi-retired education assistant who lives a ten minute walk away from the work that I don’t need to do but love.
Lemmy is my hobby, I mostly post on weekend and a couple minutes after work but besides that I spend time with my friends, family and girl friend while working to complete my education.
Thanks for respecting my views, life and who I want to vote for, friend!
Well, then it sounds like you have your life put together well and you’re not working for Russia after all! See? That’s what I’m talking about!!
Ya put in the work for most of your life, now you get to reap the rewards and do what makes you happy. The American Dream. Good job, comrade!
Are you accusing me of being a paid shill?
Yes, please elaborate, speak specifically, o wise monk
How could I accuse you of that? You just said you’re a fifty-five year old semi-retired education assistant and that Lemmy is your hobby, you mostly post on weekend and a couple minutes after work but besides that you spend time with your friends, family and girlfriend while working to complete your education.
So what would make me think anything else about you.
Hey, you weren’t lying were you?
Nobody lies on the internet, you should know this better than anyone!
You always try to argue in good faith, right? Hey I posted some more articles, so please update the stats you keep about me. Thank you!
I don’t keep stats about you, this platform does.
I understand it’s an easy mistake to make though.
Yeah, but you post the stats, then do your little calculations. Hey, remember when you thought I posted every 18 minutes, 24 hours a day?! And terms like “team” and “local currency”?
By the way, what is your local currency? Because that’s some odd phrasing to use instead of ‘dollar.’
I posted some more stuff. Can you update your stats, please? Thank you!
You averaged a post every eighteen minutes and thirteen seconds twenty four hours a day seven days a week, but that might have changed a bit today.
I don’t think I’ve ever referred to you as a team.
Maybe you have me confused for someone else?