Flying Squid@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 2 days agoDonald Trump briefed on suspected Iranian assassination plotwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1124arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up1113arrow-down1external-linkDonald Trump briefed on suspected Iranian assassination plotwww.theguardian.comFlying Squid@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square26fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareGroundedGator@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoHold off until January and we’ll ship him to you in a crate with a few air holes.
minus-squareSilverCode@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day agoIf you skip the air holes, you can claim Trump is both dead and alive, as long as no one opens the box. It is a win for both sides!
Hold off until January and we’ll ship him to you in a crate with a few air holes.
If you skip the air holes, you can claim Trump is both dead and alive, as long as no one opens the box. It is a win for both sides!
Lmao this one got me