Who taught the word “existential” to King Bazinga? Did it happen during his slapfight with Existential Comics on Twitter some years back? thinking-about-it

  • tactical_trans_karen [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    3 months ago

    So this story arc is liable to be the funniest. I’m calling it now, we will see Elon Musk get blown up in his own wizz-bang xp5000 while attempting to escape Earth. It will be due to a faulty pressurized fuel valve that he directly ordered not to be thoroughly tested because “move fast and break things”. The black box, once recovered, will show that he died moments before the big boom of a stroke from doing absolutely zero g force conditioning and having a Neurolink. Boring Star X-r corp will announce that it’s okay, they downloaded his brain before lift off, and proceed to call a press conference to watch as they switch on their digital Musk. The machine only beeps once and does nothing, they are unable to recover any coherent data. Still love the space ship tho.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
      7·
      3 months ago

      I’d love to hope that you had lathe access, but my-hero is a huge fucking coward as demonstrated by his attempts to bait The Zucc into a fistfight and then having his fucking mother prevent it from happening so he could save face. He isn’t going anywhere near his own bazinga devices. It’s up to the “NPCs” to die for his glory.