Ya’ll making bed sound like an eldritch being promising release for a piece of your soul.
“B’edd will take away all your pain, for a price.”
The point is that the bed doesn’t ask for a price, a ryhme, or a reason for it to do good, it just is.
Sounds like a fun cozy SCP story in the making.
the price is that u can never leave.
sent from my bed
You can check out anytime you like though.
Got a 5” memory foam topper and it’s never been so difficult to get out of bed
It’s been five years
Bedbugs
Many people don’t have a “bed”. This is dumb.
So you’re saying it’s still true, it’s just that some people don’t know it’s true?
I’m sure someone somewhere appreciates your virtuosity, maybe your mum?
And many more people do. What’s your point?
So absolutely everything is dumb then following that logic, since everything is something many people do (not) have.
VERY few people reading this image macro on this website do NOT have a bed
