I get this visceral disgust when people feel the need to maintain their heterosexuality like it’s a coveted state of being. Like it has to be some accomplishment. Like any exploration of other sexualities or any cessation of desire has changed you as a person. You don’t even have to like every girl if you don’t want to, man. What a dumb game to play for no gain. When I play a dumb game for no gain, I get to do submission wrestling and it’s a lot of fun. When you play a dumb game for no gain, you tell me that I’m touching sweaty dudes in BJJ.
I hope this post is enshrined on my heterosexuality record and follows me to the pearly gates where I have to explain to Peter why I don’t give a fuck about how straight I am.
I get this visceral disgust when people feel the need to maintain their heterosexuality like it’s a coveted state of being. Like it has to be some accomplishment. Like any exploration of other sexualities or any cessation of desire has changed you as a person. You don’t even have to like every girl if you don’t want to, man. What a dumb game to play for no gain. When I play a dumb game for no gain, I get to do submission wrestling and it’s a lot of fun. When you play a dumb game for no gain, you tell me that I’m touching sweaty dudes in BJJ.
I hope this post is enshrined on my heterosexuality record and follows me to the pearly gates where I have to explain to Peter why I don’t give a fuck about how straight I am.
Let’s clean house, “gold star gay” needs to go too for the same reason.
tfw you want to be a gold star bisexual, but there’s still genders you haven’t slept with
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Well to be fair, you’re talking to/about a Fox New host.
Like, what else do you expect, lol.