cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/21517567

Summary

Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson claimed he was “physically mauled” by a demon in his sleep, leaving claw marks on his body, which he says are still visible. Carlson described waking with intense pain, bleeding claw marks, and an overwhelming urge to read the Bible. He recounted the experience as confusing yet transformative, adding that while he doesn’t expect others to believe him, the incident profoundly impacted him.

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      23 days ago

      Because that’s the punchline. Only when he says it, he has a straight face. He should do standup.

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        23 days ago

        That wasn’t my point. My animals are allowed in my bed too. But if I woke up with scratches I wouldn’t leap to demon.

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          22 days ago

          True, I’m not saying it’s aliens but… It’s got to be aliens.

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      23 days ago

      Were they female? 'Cause you know, when you get in bed with four bitches…