I’m still surprised SNL didn’t do an extremely cringey “Trump” version of this song
I bet the intersection of “SNL Enjoyer” and “Person who remembers Lump by POTUS” is pretty strong too. Can’t compete with Weird Al’s “Gump” though. That parody was so good that POTUS started incorporating the “Ruuuuun, Run! Run, run, now Forest Ruuuun!” bit into their live performances of Lump.
[Verse 1]
Trump sat alone at a Nevada rally,
“We’re gonna win bigly!” he said quite madly,
flailing around like a fish out of water,
Have you ever seen this guy talk about his daughter?[Chorus]
He’s Trump, He’s Trump,
What’s in his head?
He’s Trump, He’s Trump, He’s Trump,
It might be led![Verse 2]
Trump took a trip to Micky D’s
Saw all the fries and said “look at these!”
“Do you just grab them with your hands?”
“Sir, please, no, we have a tool for that man!”[Chorus]
He’s Trump, He’s Trump,
“Media’s Unfair!”
He’s Trump, He’s Trump, He’s Trump,
What’s with that hair?
Whoa![Bridge]
Don, Don, Don, Don, It’s Donald
Trump, Trump, Trump, here comes Don
Don, Don, Don, Don Look out its,
Donny, Trump![Verse 3]
His VP J.D. is kind of a dunce,
He’s got a face you’d really like to punch,
You never see him, where could he be?
He’s probably out playing Magic The Gathering![Chorus]
He’s Trump, He’s Trump,
Wait, he’s pulling ahead…
He’s Trump, He’s Trump, He’s Trump,
We might be dead![Outro]
Is this Trump going to win?
I think so,
Did this Trump do it again?
I think so!
Did Kamala toss us in the pan?
I think so!
Did Kamala lose to this man, what the fuck!brb going to plug these into one of those AI song generators but make it a hardcore song instead
edit: goddamnit these things have gotten too good
Comrade you can’t make that edit without posting the results!
is there a way i can do it without linking to my account? been trying to figure out this for a bit.
can i make a soundcloud account or something anon?
You’re too good at this.
Weird Al was on HEAVY rotation when I was a kid.
Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up
