I’d go with The Questionologist or DankWeedArgument42088

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I’ve actually planned this out, I’d call myself the Vampiller. I’d have this Vampire rantsona and the background will always be the study in some castle. Vampires are pretty reactionary already: Pale, burn in the sun, scared of seasonings, artisocratic aesthetic, etc. Yes, I would put some Christian imagery everywhere without a shred of irony.

    I don’t think I could be a big, boisterous jock archetype like Andrew Tate, so I’ll probably be one of the old school MRA channels that propagandized me into being a conservative when I was a teenager. Some smarmy, Ben Shapiro esque type. I’d cherry pick the most out of context, that kind of stuff.

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      If this was done as satire I think I’d genuinely watch it. Like proper ham up the campy over acting like you’ve got the power of God and anime on your side.

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        If I could I’d probably just do that and just criticize democrats, but I’ll never explicitly call myself a right-winger. Soon I’ll “discover” that it’s porky that’s the problem and then do some crocodile tears about how ‘betrayed’ I feel by Wall Street and then just give up the ghost I’m a commie.

        After that, my tagline will be “putting the red back in redpill.”