Or, girl was flirting and op missed his big chance!:
girl: You didn’t ask for consent.
op: [hands penis statue back] Can you show me?
girl: [asks penis for consent. Mimics penis responding ‘yes’ in Muppet voice. Proceeds to slowly and erotically apply condom while maintaining eye contact with op.]
op: I’m not getting it. Do you offer private tutoring?
Or, girl was flirting and op missed his big chance!:
girl: You didn’t ask for consent.
op: [hands penis statue back] Can you show me?
girl: [asks penis for consent. Mimics penis responding ‘yes’ in Muppet voice. Proceeds to slowly and erotically apply condom while maintaining eye contact with op.]
op: I’m not getting it. Do you offer private tutoring?